ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

crunchwrapofnotredame:

higher-order:

Dude in a Rick & Morty shirt: imagine how peaceful and rational the world would be without religion.

McDonalds: *releases meme sauce*

Dude in a Rick & Morty shirt:

nayx:

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

benepla:

portaltwo:

Your Fave Gets Pegg i physicality cannot finish this post

no he does

officialunitedstates:

i grew up on essential oils from a young age; while the other kids ate veggies and steak i sucked down syrups of unknown origin

dayslostson:

To say that in a black barbershop this man is definitely braver than any marine.

really-fat-beagles:

wizardjpeg:

wizardjpeg:

wizardjpeg:

oh! god is here

got a photo with the big man

haha he told me his name